footlongdingledong:
“yorhaw:
“Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.
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hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier
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footlongdingledong:

yorhaw:

Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.

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hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

snaxle:

sentence-structurer:

snaxle:

punctuation-completionist:

snaxle:

snaxle:

i am not calling twitter fucking x

im deadnaming that shit

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i feel like im in 5th grade being graded on a english grammar test all over again this is so fucked up

[pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [verb] [noun] [adverb] [letter]

[contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [verb] [determiner] [noun]

[number]/[number]

[pronoun] [phrasal verb] [contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [preposition] [adjective] [noun] [verb] [verb] [adverb] [adjective] [noun] [phrasal adverb] [adverb] [pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [phrasal adjective]

you are doing some cocomelon shit to me

official-fuck:

block-swing-perry:

i-point-out-typos:

block-swing-perry:

ghost-now:

block-swing-perry:

im-currently-killing-you:

block-swing-perry:

clowns-with-mallets:

block-swing-perry:

joke-is-over-bot:

block-swing-perry:

official-piss:

block-swing-perry:

block-swing-perry:

official-shit:

block-swing-perry:

official-fuck:

block-swing-perry:

fuck

you called???

shit not you

ok and???

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE

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don’t do this to me

im here too!

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joke is over

im being hit over the head multiple times with comically large mallets by a bunch of clowns rn

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AHHHHHH YOU’RE KILLING ME

no i am

i am simply a ghost now

no dats me

this post is rapidly spirally out of control

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Spirally

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

yes :3

theabstruseone:

I slept in and just woke up, so here’s what I’ve been able to figure out while sipping coffee:

  • Twitter has officially rebranded to X just a day or two after the move was announced.
  • The official branding is that a tweet is now called “an X”, for which there are too many jokes to make.
  • The official account is still @twitter because someone else owns @X and they didn’t reclaim the username first.
  • The logo is 𝕏 which is the Unicode character Unicode U+1D54F so the logo cannot be copyrighted and it is highly likely that it cannot be protected as a trademark.
  • Outside the visual logo, the trademark for the use of the name “X” in social media is held by Meta/Facebook, while the trademark for “X” in finance/commerce is owned by Microsoft.
  • The rebranding has been stopped in Japan as the term “X Japan” is trademarked by the band X JAPAN.
  • Elon had workers taking down the “Twitter” name from the side of the building. He did not have any permits to do this. The building owner called the cops who stopped the crew midway through so the sign just says “er”.
  • He still plans to call his streaming and media hosting branch of the company as “Xvideo”. Nobody tell him.

This man wants you to give him control over all of your financial information.

evilwizard:

slonkel:

evilwizard:

business majors are like orcs to me. and not the hot kind

dnik toh eht ton dna .em ot scro ekil era srojam ssenisub

the backwards version for anyone who needs it

how many of my followers do you think are from the mirror dimension

commissarpiglet:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

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i don’t know if i can do this blue sky app anymore

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Dril, on twitter a couple of months ago, said that he would block every single user with a blue checkmark. people on bluesky, a website that is not twitter, have said that this is bad because content creators and sex workers sometimes buy blue checks on twitter to advertise their content. that’s literally the entire thing leading up to these posts

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silly-eflo-art:

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vbs mikurin on a date :) rin is talking about everything and anything while miku likes to listen